Puff
Cloud BunNeeds a Smoky Stick every twenty minutes. Gets genuinely unpleasant without one.
🧬 Chain Bun
Coming to iOS
Eight tiny creatures.
Enormous problems.
Degenchi is a tamagotchi for degenerates. Eight very cute critters, each hooked on something, each one referred to only by its own ridiculous nickname. Keep them fed, keep them calm, and try to stop anybody having a meltdown in public.
Coming soon to iOSMeet the crew
- 8
- critters
- 40
- skins
- 9
- faces each
- 0
- loot boxes
The roster
Meet the crew
Adopt one for free, then earn the rest. Every critter has its own palette, its own decay rates, and its own quirk that changes how you have to babysit it.
🚬Smoky Sticks
Fizzy
Bubble BearLoves you. Loves everyone. Cannot walk. Crashes about an hour later.
🧬 The Crash
Nugget
Sleepy SproutThe chillest thing alive, right up until he eats your entire pantry.
🧬 Munchies
Chip
Lucky KitDown bad, up next. He has a system. The system does not work.
🧬 Degen Luck
Bean
Jitter OwlHas not blinked since Tuesday. Has already restructured your kitchen twice.
🧬 Wired
Wobble
Melty LotlFeels nothing, in a nice way. Very low maintenance, very hard to reach.
🧬 Numb
Shroomie
Giggle CapCurrently talking to your lamp. The lamp appears to be answering.
🧬 Visions
Sugar
Frost ChinTalks fast, has a business idea, and is quietly falling apart.
🧬 Fast Burn
The loop
Craving is the whole game
It climbs in real time whether the app is open or not. What you do about it is the entire product.
Chilling
Fiending
Meltdown
Blissed out
🔥
01
The craving climbs
It only ever goes up. Every dose you hand over raises their tolerance, so it comes back faster and hits softer the next time.
😰
02
They start to lose it
Past seventy they are fiending, and their mood bleeds out while they wait. At ninety five it is a full meltdown, the screen shakes, and health drains until you do something.
✨
03
You sort it out
Hand over the goods, get some real food into them, play with them, or book a weekend retreat and wipe their tolerance back to zero. They will be furious about that one.
🎯
04
Then do it again tomorrow
Three fresh challenges roll at midnight, the streak bonus grows for showing up, and there are forty skins waiting to be bought.
Collection
Forty skins. Zero loot boxes.
Every skin has a fixed price in Degen Bucks. You buy the exact one you want and you can see what it costs before you spend anything. No cases, no odds, no gambling for cosmetics.
Common
300bucks
Uncommon
700bucks
Rare
1,500bucks
Super Rare
3,000bucks
Legendary
5,000bucks
One critter, five looks
A skin is a whole new palette, so every prop recolours too. Watch Chip dealer visor and his card change with him.
House Grey
Common
Felt Green
Uncommon
Royal Flush
Rare
High Roller
Super Rare
777 Jackpot
Legendary
Legendaries get an aura and orbiting stars
The rarest tier for the rest of the crew.
Cirrus Prime
Champagne Royale
Golden Kush
Third Wave
Prism
Philosopher
Diamond Dust
What is in it
Built like a real pet, not a timer
⏳
It runs while you are gone
Craving, fullness, mood, energy and health all move on real world time. Close the app for six hours and you come back to consequences.
🎭
Nine faces each
Every critter is hand drawn for chilling, thriving, blissed out, fiending, meltdown, down bad, starving, running on empty and rough shape.
🧬
Everyone breaks differently
Nugget burns food twice as fast. Bean never sleeps but his mood swings wildly. Sugar spikes hardest and falls apart quickest.
🎰
The Lucky Wheel
Chip lives here. Fake money, rigged odds, triple sevens pay fifty to one. Losing is the entire point of the bit.
🎨
Forty skins
Five per critter across five rarity tiers. Every prop recolours with them, from Chip visor to Shroomie cap.
🚫
No loot boxes. At all.
Every skin has a fixed price and you buy the exact one you want. No cases, no odds, no gambling for cosmetics.
Questions
The obvious ones
Is this actually about drugs?+
It is a comedy game about cartoon animals with bad habits. Nothing in it is advice, an endorsement, or remotely realistic. The money is fake and the healthiest thing in the shop is sparkling water.
Do I have to pay to play?+
No. Everything is earnable. Daily challenges and the Lucky Wheel pay Degen Bucks, and you can watch an optional ad for a top up if you want to move faster.
Are there loot boxes?+
None. Skins have fixed prices and you buy the specific one you want. We built cases first and then deleted them, because a game about compulsion loops should not run on one.
What about my pets while the app is closed?+
They keep going. Stats decay on wall clock time, capped so a week away does not wipe everyone out the second you open it.
Somebody has to look after them
It may as well be you. Free to play, no loot boxes, and the healthiest thing in the shop is sparkling water.
Coming soon to iOS